1. Ariel is That IPA

With an IPA this good you’ll never need to look for anything else.

2. Elsa? Stout Affective Disorder

Buffalo winters don’t seem too bad when you’ve got SAD to drink.

3. Rapunzel is suspiciously like Heatrays

Anyone who’s had an entire half growler of this barleywine by themselves will tell you this is what it feels like.

4. ABV IPA is a lot like Merida

ABV IPA certainly doesn’t care that it turned your mom into a bear.

Wait, what?

You might not think you like sour beers, but Mister Superfantastisch will show you the error of your ways.

Actually that was a Dreamworks movie

“What do you mean there’s a new Singularity on tap?”

That was Jerry Seinfeld! Jerry Seinfeld is not a princess!

We all want to take a bath in The Whale sometimes.

Okay let’s just end this trainwreck

There’s no need to be rude. Just give me a Disney princess

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Anyway please buy our beer