
Press release: tonight’s parade canceled, wake still on
September 29, 2015 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Community Beer Works, LLC, would like to formally apologize to Baal, god of rain, for any offense it may have inadvertently caused. “Really, I don’t know what it was,” Ethan Cox, president of CBW, said, “but apparently Tlaloc, or Huang Geng, or Indra, or whatever the god or goddess would…