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The Top 17 Disney Princesses Reimagined As CBW Beers

1. Ariel is That IPA

Such wonderful things around you. What more is you looking for?

With an IPA this good you’ll never need to look for anything else.

2. Elsa? Stout Affective Disorder

The cold never bothered me anyway

Buffalo winters don’t seem too bad when you’ve got SAD to drink.

3. Rapunzel is suspiciously like Heatrays

Rapunzel swinging a frying pan

Anyone who’s had an entire half growler of this barleywine by themselves will tell you this is what it feels like.

4. ABV IPA is a lot like Merida

Merida strutting, saying I'm awesome

ABV IPA certainly doesn’t care that it turned your mom into a bear.

Wait, what?

Fiona saying Well maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them

You might not think you like sour beers, but Mister Superfantastisch will show you the error of your ways.

Actually that was a Dreamworks movie

A bee trying to get out of a window

“What do you mean there’s a new Singularity on tap?”

That was Jerry Seinfeld! Jerry Seinfeld is not a princess!

The evil queen in a milk bath, or something?

We all want to take a bath in The Whale sometimes.

Okay let’s just end this trainwreck

In case you were wondering, this did not go well

There’s no need to be rude. Just give me a Disney princess

Creepy, glitching Alice

Anyway please buy our beer